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Interests: Slaying dragons, space travel, and other various heroic adventures... im also into import tuning, being a DoRk, science, sci-fi, being an alkiholic and pretending like im cool.
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Member Since: 5/10/2003

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

the genes that you are always wearing


pictures on the desk of a coworker stimulated a conversation between me and another coworker.  the humorous point we made found itself a more interesting one.  we had joked that our coworkers daughter unfortunately received her fathers physical traits while his sons were more fortunate.  (you may also consider this point amusing if you knew our coworker.)
but what if.....
parents of the future had control over their offsprings genetics?  what if parents could decide to "select" which traits their boy or girl received? (btw sex can already be selected for in a lab)   Then, the future children could actually blame their parents for genes they received that he/she did not favor. ha! 

on another note, YOU ARE in fact your mother's daughter or father's son.  i joke with my gf that she is just like her mom and will be like her mom. (While she looks at herself in the mirror I see her underneath the microscope.) She argues that she will not be like her, but I postulate that she will. Although, her sense of resolution seems formidable  (btw her mom is one of the  most generous people that I know) 
on a personal intro-perspective to this idea, I may also be like my father whether I like it or not.  During my last visit to home, I noticed a bottle of brandy in my parents pantry that I happened to own as well.  Mere coincidence? perhaps, but I do not believe it is so.  
 


Sunday, December 31, 2006

Jalapeno

I have been enlightened twice this month.  (hmmm.. Fate or accident?)
the first was to the overwhelming auditory experience that extraordinary headphones can provide.   .:tear:.
And last night I experience the hot, steamy, nerve-tingling blissful sensation of...

The JALAPENO!
I like jalapenos, but i have not experienced their magical power on a pizza until last night.


Sunday, December 17, 2006

beautiful cars are like beautiful women, you have to take them apart to discover the deepness of the

beauty
The more that I take apart and get to know my car, the more beautiful that I realize she is.  My last car was fun and sexy, but my VW is a well designed beauty.
If Germany's women are anything like its vehicles Ill be moving to Germany.


Saturday, November 25, 2006

heads up

Due to this account being compromised to pics of stuffed animals, this user Hellacoolaznpimp will be deactivated at 2400 12/31/2006.
however,  GENERALDISTINCTION will remain active on Xanga and Yahoo 360.   

             


Most interesting email subject line this year

This was subject line of a Monster e-newletter:

" Did You Know Drinking Can Boost Your Income?"

If they wanted my attenction, this subject line was as alerting as the sound of a supersonic bullet to the typanic membrane.



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